If wishes were horses . . .

Well, this is it folks . . .  my very last day ever as a fifty something year old.  Whatever am I going to do with it?  How will I spend it?

This bears thinking about because I won't ever be fifty something anything ever again!  If money, time and space were no object, this is some of the things I might do . . .  hang onto your hats and fasten your seatbelts because it might get a bit bumpy along the way! ☺




Oh to ride in a hot air balloon, high up in the sky . . .  floating over a panoramic landscape with birds flying along side of us at eye level.   The earth would look like one huge patchwork quilt . . . each square a testimony to the handiwork of God.  The only sound being the occasional punctuation of the roar of the gas fire keeping us afloat . . . and my sighs as I enjoy the unfolding scenery below.



As soon as we get near the Eiffel Tower I am going to hop off . . .  they have anticipated my arrival and set off a ton of pink balloons in celebration of my short stay there  . . .  just so that I will never forget it, and of course so that everyone near the Eiffel Tower will know that someone special is there . . .  one pink balloon for each day of my life thus far . . .  that is only 20,719 pink balloons.  I hope they don't have a difficult time finding that many and that they have lots of air in their lungs to blow them all up!  What do you think??



I've always wanted to be a part of a flashmob and why not today?  Why not indeed!!  What a great feeling to be a part of something huge like that . . .  to be able to mesmerise passers-by and to end up a You Tube Sensation!  Wowsa!  Of course the music would be inspiring, as would the dance!  And everyone in the flash mob would be 59!



Then I think I'll go and have a Pinup Style Photo taken of myself  . . .  they can make anyone, any size look voluptuously beautiful.  And why not?




We're still in Paris, so it's croissants all around!  I'll have a nice big flakey almond one . . . stuffed with a gooey almond filling and scattered all over with toasted flaked almonds.  The glamour shot is done now so I may even have two! tee hee!



After that I think I will just run through a field of sunflowers . . .  with no bees in it because that would just be scary . . .having just eaten two croissants, I kinda need the exercise.  Can I run in slow motion?  It's more romantic.




Anyone up for a bit of sky diving?   I think I would feel a lot safer tied to someone who does it all the time and who looks a bit like Sam Elliot . . .  and who sounds like him too . . .  that way I will forget all about screaming and just listen to him talk . . . and talk  . . .  and talk . . .



Oh look!!  We've landed in Italy!!  Time for Spaghetti!  You can't be in Italy and not have some tasty Italian Spaghetti!  With lotsa basil and grated Parmesan please!




Washed down with a nice fat cannoli if you please.   Extra cream.



Whew . . .  time for some exercise  . . .  Paint balling anyone???



Or maybe you'd like to learn how to belly dance?   How ever will I choose???



Maybe I'll just go build myself a bear while I make up my mind  . . .




Oh look . . .  it's started to rain and Sam Elliot is still here.   Mmmm . . .  Sam in a wet t-shirt, and that voice singing sweet nothings into my ear . . .



I better go kiss a dolphin or two . . . or three, before I get myself into trouble!



 And then perhaps some dinner?  Will this do?   I'll have the filet steak with some mushrooms on the side, a salad with blue cheese dressing and a crispy baked potato!  ahem  . . . don't forget the chocolate cake.



Let's listen to the Whales sing while we are eating our chocolate cake.  Coz, you know you are right there with me . . .  how could I ever go on such an adventure and not take my best friends along?  I mean  . . .  who is going to keep me from getting a tattoo or dying my hair purple?   I need someone with a sense of reason with me.



Shall we see what's playing at the drive in??  Something good I hope, and  . . .  french fries and hotdogs at half time are a must.  Nothing tastes better than french fries and hot dogs at the drive in.  I kid you not!  *burp*  Excu-oo-oo-uuuuuuuuse me!



I'm feeling a bit tired now after all the things I've gotten up to all day, but the fun doesn't have to end yet . . .  I have always wanted to sleep in a blanket fort, complete with fairy lights, ghost stories, popcorn and pillow fights.  I promise not to keep you up all night.  Cross my heart . . .




And guess what????  When I wake up tomorrow morning  . . .  all sixty years of me . . .  I will have magically reached my goal weight.

ahhh . . .  if horses were wishes eh?

Instead this is what I am doing on my last day as a fifty something year old  . . .




Yep, I'm going to the Dentist . . .  which reminds me, I better get off here!

 

Cooking in The English Kitchen today  . . .  Campfire Potatoes.  Soooo good and no dishes to wash afterwards!

Have a wonderful Wednesday!  Don't forget!

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